Star Quality
Every girl wants to be a Pop star , or a Rock star....we all do . Its a fact of life . Whether it was Debbie or Tiffany , or now days Britney and Christina , we were all divas in the making.I used to...
View ArticleRandom Thought
I have sick twisted thoughts when watching TV, or listening to the radio. Thoughts like "this song would be good in a commercial" but not in a GOOD waycase in point:Song: "Tainted Love"Product:...
View ArticleBad Poetry is Everywhere...and Here's Some More !
As I was reading though journals last evening I couldnt help but notice that there is an overabundance of them with poetry posted. Some of it is very good, some not so much , and most is just terrible....
View ArticleHow Do You Hold a Moonbeam?? ( S&M...of the musical sort!)
Have you ever noticed that "Sound of Music" is a very cleverly disguised fetish film?? No...seriously. And if you'd stop looking at me that way I'd be more than happy to explain."The Sound of Music" is...
View ArticleI'd Like to Buy the World a Coke...
I was in my car today and heard the "I'd like to Buy The World a Coke" commercial ,and I thought to myself ,"self...(because thats what I call myself), this is a dumb ass comercial.I would never want...
View ArticleI Wanna tell Ya that I Luv Ya ...but The Point Is P'rolly Moot....
I think Rick Springfield is out to get me . ( I'm serious...No ..STOP LAUGHING for 2 seconds and look at the EVIDENCE.)It all began this morning. It started out innocently enough , I was drivng into...
View ArticleA Day In The Neighborhood
Okay....so I'm home from work today , not feeling well, and I turn on my TV to find a plethora of quality childrens programming for me to choose from for my watching pleasure. I pass up the shows...
View ArticleBut Baby It's Cold Outside
What is it with me and evil shoppers ? Do I have some invisible sign floating over my head that says "Pester her ...C'mon!! It's FUN!! Her face gets a squinchy."?So ... I am in Wally World (WalMart to...
View ArticleRandom Quote
" One might be in danger of getting bubbles up one's whoops-a-daisy..." ~~ The Latest Travelocity Commercial
View ArticleThats MISS Lame-ass to YOU!
I have Sponge Bob jammies ( yes... I'm serious) , and slippers . At MY age. But it get's much worse . I am in desperate need of taking a look at my "cool points".Underoos recently came out with sets...
View ArticleSparky !!
As many of you know , Trampas is involved in the " Happy New You" contest sponsored by a local radio station .In the past 3 weeks he has dropped almost 15lbs, his heart rate is down, he's eating...
View ArticleFrom Dress Up to Vera Wang
It is awards season. The Globes, The Oscars, The Emmy''s and The Grammy's, and although it is incredibly lame of me, I look forward to each of these with great excitement. I love the glitter ... the...
View ArticleLa La La La La.. Warm it Up
am sitting here listening to the radio ..and was struck by a cruel truth . My milkshake hasn't brought anybody anywhere. No boys. No yard. I think my problem is I'm "making a life change" as the Curves...
View ArticleSilly Boys!
So I was Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool...soaking up sunshine out by the pool.When a couple of kids who were up to now good, starting causing trouble in my neighborhood.....They got in one...
View Article!00 Random Erin facts for Your Enjoyment.
**I can sing "Old McDonald in "Double B" language ...INCLUDING all of the animals. ** Geeky Bit #1 : Show me a tooth of any shark , and I can classify it for you : common name , species and sub species...
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